He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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