I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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