He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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