he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Bring me that man meat
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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