The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
At least make sure they are 18
Why
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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