I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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