I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Randomize
