Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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