windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
They took my balls.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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