Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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