yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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