So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Two words: nipple clamps
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