I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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