So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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