The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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