I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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