You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Randomize
