...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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