Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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