I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He better not be in your backpack
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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