My nipple is on Facebook.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
