i may or may not be watching the land before time
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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