you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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