Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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