so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I need moral support for this bender
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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