i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
