Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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