I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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