Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
too bad you live with your parents still
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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