i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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