If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am one with the molecules
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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