Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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