i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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