So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
