I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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