btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need to sanitize my soul.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
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