im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Come see our sink grown plant.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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