what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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