Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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