I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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