i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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