She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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