Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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