it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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