Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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