I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
