I wish I only lived at night.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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