yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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