Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
this hospital has no fireball
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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