Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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